The random postings of some dude from Las Vegas, by way of Houston, TX. 25. Pleased to meet you.Tumblr (3.0; @ohmattg)http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthf27OwuX1qiebmoo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthf27OwuX1qiebmoo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Tupac was a cold dude in “Juice”</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/39241389333http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/39241389333Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:58:01 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2029f97aab45ad0e8ebdd0911859c56/tumblr_mfaootjTFB1qcfwqjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/38351837301/itscarororo" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carororo.com/post/38323189392/i-keep-animating-gifs-all-day-beep" target="_blank">itscarororo</a></p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/38430668997http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/38430668997Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:14:14 -0600<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F3742647&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xmusic.fm/post/35609539993/cold-pillow-theophilus-london-free-download" target="_blank">sexmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>cold pillow</strong> // theophilus london</p> <p><strong>FREE</strong> download: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/choicecuts/theophilus-london-cold-pillow" target="_blank">here</a></p> <p>More from <strong>Theophilus London</strong> is available via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005AJB3GQ/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B005AJB3GQ&linkCode=as2&tag=sexm-20" target="_blank">Amazon</a> and <a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=lPhC0X5rsFk&subid=&offerid=146261.1&type=10&tmpid=5573&RD_PARM1=https%3A%2F%2Fitunes.apple.com%2Fus%2Falbum%2Ftimez-are-weird-these-days%2Fid441415747" target="_blank">iTunes</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35622091458http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35622091458Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:28:41 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md54hzIGHd1qaag5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>4 more years of job security</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35230226034http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35230226034Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:13:11 -0600SNLJay PharoahObamaElectionSaturday Night Live<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3qmdZbGk1qaag5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Game, blouses”</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35185453130http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35185453130Tue, 06 Nov 2012 23:15:48 -0600ObamaChappelleElectionPrince<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2r27wyoO1r3mzyeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fox5vegas.tumblr.com/post/35131676483/sadie-a-yorkie-is-fighting-for-her-life-after" target="_blank">fox5vegas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Sadie,” a Yorkie, is fighting for her life after being attacked by a pit bull. <a href="http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/20011060/small-dog-fighting-for-life-after-attack-by-pit-bull" target="_blank">more</a></p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35166329651http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35166329651Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:11:03 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczvsiQhhx1qiwf8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://corgis-everywhere.tumblr.com/post/35067503698" target="_blank">corgis-everywhere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BEEP BEEP</p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35089724852http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/35089724852Mon, 05 Nov 2012 18:17:32 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w0ebdyWANJU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/34232248299/pee-wee-football-devastation-of-the-day-red-team" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Pee-Wee Football Devastation of the Day:</strong> Red team is down by two with just seconds left.</p> <p>This is the final play.</p> <p>“Are you serious?!”</p> <p>[<a href="http://twentytwowords.com/2012/10/23/surprisingly-embarrassing-and-exciting-end-to-a-5th-grade-football-game/" target="_blank">22words</a>]</p> <p>[</p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/34270090930http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/34270090930Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:40:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbalkv36jO1qaag5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yup, that one.</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32773996911http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32773996911Tue, 02 Oct 2012 20:02:55 -0500RomneyMittMemelolz<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba2yfmbz41qcokc4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatlantic.tumblr.com/post/32745594603/7-of-americans-think-lee-harvey-oswald-shot" target="_blank">theatlantic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/10/7-americans-think-lee-harvey-oswald-shot-lincoln/57519/" target="_blank">7% of Americans Think Lee Harvey Oswald Shot Lincoln</a></strong></p> <blockquote> <p><span>Okay, America, it’s time for a history lesson. </span></p> </blockquote> <p><em>[Image: AP]</em></p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32747698545http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32747698545Tue, 02 Oct 2012 14:01:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KY3tLA544r4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/32605729851/justin-biebers-on-stage-puke-of-the-day-mid-song" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Justin Bieber’s On-Stage Puke of the Day:</strong> Mid-song at a Justin Bieber concert, the singer sharply transitioned into horking his guts up on stage. <br/><br/>Reports say the audience couldn’t tell the difference. ZING.</p> <p>[<a href="http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/justin-bieber-vomit/" target="_blank">hypervocal</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Bieber barfs. News at 11.</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32619894340http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32619894340Sun, 30 Sep 2012 15:46:19 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bxLIPLU1yM8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/32419312369/whoopi-goldberg-vs-ann-coulter-of-the-day-watch" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Whoopi Goldberg vs. Ann Coulter of the Day:</strong> Watch Whoopi’s jaw drop: “If you’re gonna talk about race, at least know what you’re talking about. Tell me how much you know about being black!”</p> <p>Here’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGdFflIPUXY" target="_blank">Part 2.</a></p> <p>[<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/view-whoopi-goldberg-confronts-ann-coulter-race-17339061" target="_blank">theview</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Blonde white lady, say what?</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32421129955http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32421129955Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:14:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpd92kPuAh1qll5b7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32239792599http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32239792599Mon, 24 Sep 2012 21:17:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maekq4sQ6x1r5j4c2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32164288183http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32164288183Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:18:42 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matcqkijgU1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/32134550700/full-house-reunion-of-the-day-saturday-marked-the" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Full House Reunion of the Day:</strong> Saturday marked the 25th anniversary of the premiere of <em>Full House</em> — take a moment to let that sink in — and Bob Saget & Co. got together to celebrate the occasion with a <a href="http://hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/full-house-reunion-3.jpg" target="_blank">house cake</a> and a timely <a href="http://twitter.yfrog.com/7e1rzlzpwkorxnnjkypddcupz" target="_blank">NKOTB performance from Deej and Kimmy</a>.</p> <p>The party was sans Olsen twins, who were too busy doing nothing, while spending their billions of dollars.</p> <p>[<a href="http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2012/full-house-cast-reunion-25th-anniversary/" target="_blank">hypervocal</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32153610147http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32153610147Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:50:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matidhnBuo1qzfbufo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32153443720http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32153443720Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:47:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdzemqqfE1qhr3iko1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdzemqqfE1qhr3iko2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdzemqqfE1qhr3iko3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdzemqqfE1qhr3iko4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imfallingwithoutyou.tumblr.com/post/14393161441/the-goddamn-jets" target="_blank">imfallingwithoutyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Goddamn Jets</p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32150427397http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/32150427397Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:06:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam51e6R7X1rroj07o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucilleandmitt.tumblr.com/post/31874643516/in-his-defense-people-barely-notice-her" target="_blank">lucilleandmitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In his defense, people barely notice…her?</p> </blockquote>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/31895143464http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/31895143464Wed, 19 Sep 2012 20:17:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqk6bvHNiq1qexy72o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/31836358093http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/31836358093Tue, 18 Sep 2012 21:03:33 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9JJ6IZHBPU4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/31805214616/kickass-karaoke-girl-of-the-day-this-random-girl" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span><strong>Kickass Karaoke Girl of the Day:</strong> This random girl in a random grocery store takes the mic at a random karaoke machine and absolutely kills Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You.”</span></p> <p><span>Seriously. Kills it.</span></p> <p><span>[<a href="http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2012/random-girl-karaoke-singapore/" target="_blank">hypervocal</a>]</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Meanwhile, in Singapore…</p>http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/31835560606http://ohmattg.tumblr.com/post/31835560606Tue, 18 Sep 2012 20:52:50 -0500