I'm a jaded person in his 20s.
I fucking couldn’t give a fuck.
Childish Gambino “Camp”
I have a date tonight after work
Man, do I feel grow’d up.
Is it me or am I following massive troves of swooning women on Tumblr?
That moment when you do something courteous for a stranger (a drunk blonde from Montreal, BTW) and she thanks you by making out with you for a good two minutes in the middle of a crowded casino.
2010 me: 0 full-time job offers 2011 me: 2 full-time job offers
There’s nothing melancholy than listening to Erykah Badu’s “Next Lifetime” on a Sunday night in a desolate condo.
I have skates on at the office.
a typical Taylor Swift songs goes like this:
“shes a slut shes a slut im beautiful and perfect i am a virgin and better than you for it so why doesnt he love me?im a fucking snowflake fairy so chaste so pure im better than her sob sob sob nag nag nag just say yes bby its a fucking love story tear drops on my guitar why dont you love me i am a white middle class girl and entitled to whatever i want regardless of how you feel and shes a...
Year 26 →
My 365 project is four days new. I’ve already talked about cake, vomit, and planking. Read it. Follow it. Thanks.
Me. Planking. In Random Places. In Las Vegas. A... →