July 2011
37 posts
I'm a jaded person in his 20s.
I fucking couldn’t give a fuck.
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WatchWatch
Childish Gambino “Camp”
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I have a date tonight after work
Man, do I feel grow’d up.
Jul 20th
Is it me or am I following massive troves of swooning women on Tumblr?
Jul 18th
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That moment when you do something courteous for a stranger (a drunk blonde from Montreal, BTW) and she thanks you by making out with you for a good two minutes in the middle of a crowded casino.
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2010 me: 0 full-time job offers 2011 me: 2 full-time job offers
Jul 11th
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There’s nothing melancholy than listening to Erykah Badu’s “Next Lifetime” on a Sunday night in a desolate condo.
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Jul 4th
I have skates on at the office.
NGAFF.
Jul 4th
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a typical Taylor Swift songs goes like this:
“shes a slut shes a slut im beautiful and perfect i am a virgin and better than you for it so why doesnt he love me?im a fucking snowflake fairy so chaste so pure im better than her sob sob sob nag nag nag just say yes bby its a fucking love story tear drops on my guitar why dont you love me i am a white middle class girl and entitled to whatever i want regardless of how you feel and shes a...
Jul 4th
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Year 26 →
My 365 project is four days new. I’ve already talked about cake, vomit, and planking. Read it. Follow it. Thanks.
Jul 4th
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Me. Planking. In Random Places. In Las Vegas. A... →
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