Kerr Smith, A Year Ago
I posted this on my other blog a year ago: SUNDAY, JUNE 21, 2009 I Met This Guy Last Night He’s 37-years-old. WTF?! So. I went out for the third straight alcohol-fueled night in the dirtbag desert. Night 1 was a drama-filled birthday outing. Night 2 was almost about the same. Night 3 was interesting. After serving a carne and pollo asado barbecue to these four L.A. chicks who were...
One night, when I was living in the Southern California desert, my roommate and I were entertaining these four girls who drove into town from Los Angeles. They were your typical nightlife/fashion model set whose typical night involved socializing and getting with the fashionable lad of the moment. Needless to say, I was out of place with this set, me being the shlubby, dark Asian kid from Texas. ...
The only way to endure a public education in Scotland in the 1960s and seventies...– from American on Purpose by Craig Ferguson
Perfection is not always ideal.– Matt Guillermo
Expectations vs. Reality from (500) Days of Summer Never goes a day when my expectations align with reality. Applicable to every waking moment of my life.
Reasons to love this video: 1. Alison Brie finally does a Funny Or Die video. 2. The Mad Men connection (Brie, Rich Sommer) 3. The perfect formula to turn naughty subject matter funny 4. Alison Brie. Did I mention that already?
A teacher makes rap songs to help students w/ math. His lessons are great:...– jimmyfallon
L.A. rioters: please tip over The Laugh Factory. Thank you.– pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt is magic.
A Respectable Week
Better than some others in recently memory. I scored an interview for being forward, upfront, and assertive, which are some things I’m not usually associated with unless alcohol was involved. Alcohol was not involved. Also, my pub quiz team, a rag tag group of 20-somethings, placed for the first time—a respectable 3rd. In addition, I got to see one of my good California girl friends...
The Finals Bears Bad News
First of all, the Celtics lost they’re first chance at clinching their 18th world championship. Bummer. Because of that, game seven will air on Thursday night on ABC. If the series had not gone to seven games, ABC would have scheduled to air the last two new episodes of Better Off Ted, which is grossly underrated comedy that never got the chance to live up to its brilliant situational work...
Where My '04 Civic Has Stopped In
Houston Beaumont Austin Dallas San Antonio El Paso Phoenix Palm Springs Riverside Los Angeles Hollywood Beverly Hills Santa Monica Venice Anaheim San Diego Near Tijuana This is more of a memory housekeeping note. After 93,000 miles.
Can’t Believe It (Siik Remix) - T-Pain ...
Sunday Morning - k-os Every day is Saturday...
Me & U - Cassie I associate this song with my...
Now I Am Dumber for Having Watched It
I’m a man of sheer curiosity. Try something once and feel bad about, I won’t do it again. Do something twice and feel extremely worse than before, I’m a dumb ass. With that, I’m watching The Hills for the first time on my Netflix instant queue. And now, I regret watching it. I sympathize with Lauren Conrad and all her ambitions…and that’s where I go wrong. In...
fuckyeahsweetmusic: alwaysdirtyneverclean: ...
Hodge Podge of Acquaintances
What I found remarkable about my stay in California was the diversity of people I hung out with. It’s amazing that you could go from talking to work colleagues in a very refine, not-gonna-embarrass-yourself-in-anyway of manner to doing shots with the “alchys” at the Village Pub. It seemed that I had to, with the best of my ability, become a chameleon, acting fit for any crowd I...
Just watched Shutter Island…more like, Nutter’s Wylin’ (oh no,...– iamMarkRonson Did I mention Mark Ronson is an awesome record producer? (Eastvillageradio.com)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 30 Day Meme
Day one - Favorite guest Day two - Least favorite guest Day three - Favorite musical number Day four - Favorite cold opening Day five - Favorite sketch Day six - Favorite jingle Day seven - Favorite Geoff saying Day eight - Favorite puppet Day nine - A guest who you never heard of but ended up loving because of their appearance on The Late Late Show Day ten - Favorite cursing bleep Day...
I Got Hired Today
…to work at Express. …again. …at a mall. At least, I got pocket change now and it keeps me out of the house. Life’s little victories.
Summer Breeze - Seals and Croft Might I add that...
The Last Days of the First Half of My Life
In a matter of 24 days, I will officially cross into a life threshold that maybe reserved for those who are actually adept to life already. That, of course, I’m referring to is the 25 years after my birth. (Yes, I have matured to the point where I hear 25th birthday and I can’t help but see a clown with balloons and cake, all of which I definitely do not see happening.) Anyways, I say...
Steve Holt!– Steve Holt
Billionaire - Travie McCoy featuring Burno Mars I...
Josh from CollegeHumor does a spot on impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman. Then again, I think anyone who is able to wear glasses and a blond wig, squint their eyes, breathe heavily, and talk like Buffalo Bob from Silence of the Lambs could do a spot on impression of Phil Hoffman.
Got My Netflix Back for XBox...
First thing I watch on instant queue: Better Off Ted. Amen? Amen.
When Rue McClanahan died, was Betty White surrounded with lightning, and did a...– pattonoswalt (BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!)